I wish that not thinking about you was as easy as removing a chip, but it’s more like separating ink from water.
i like my life, but living forever would just be the worst.
mom: “can you use that as a phone?”
me: “it IS a phone.”
bless that sweet woman, i love her so much.
C: imagine if there were two guys who were the male versions of us, and we dated them!
K: that’s horrifying.
C: would you date the male version of me, or you?
K: i don’t wanna think about that!
C: i would date the male version of you.
well, i suck at dating, but i just realized that none of the guys i dated in 2013 ever made me fear for my safety, so things are looking up!
i hope when i go, they feed me to the wolves.
it’s great to have friends who will lift you up, but it just makes the fall that much further down.